Funkyblue

I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.

Tom Hardy failing at training a dog and winning my heart.

Open garden gate with roses by Elena Elisseeva

I wasn’t even surprised to find out that the old ladies in Fury Road did their own wildly dangerous stunts because honestly most of the old men I know are like “I just want to wear high-waisted trousers and take a nap" but most of the old ladies I know are like “I’M NINETY THREE YEARS OLD HERE COMES THE HURRICANE”

celebrities saying to not skip classes or to stay in school is nice and all but i mean school can really impact your mental and physical health and you shouldnt torture yourself through something your mind and/or body cant take anymore just because nicki or beyonce said so

Okay but when nicki and beyonce say “stay in school” they mean dont drop out, not “dont take a single day off just to have a break”

Love this!

So, why are all the other pages blank? Nothing else seemed important.

Scarlett Johansson at The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on April 30, 2015

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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

☽bE the energy you want to attract ▹▹◦

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

THE NARRATION THO

(photo by fistfullofcookies)

In the six months you’ve been saying you want to start making changes, you could have already made hella progress. There is no perfect time to start living the life you want to live. Start today, and you’ll be amazed at how far you’ve come 6 months from now.