I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

Ah rabies

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

peak intimacy: kissing someone’s inner wrist 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyHGk8lm9k/

hierarchy of needs image and it says dress up games over the whole thing

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

guess what fucking day it is

i would like to point out that not only will next year be twenty mineteen, it will also be Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary and i, for one, will be popping the FATTEST bottles o’ enchanting

minecraft will be old enough to play minecraft

Op blurred out notches name like a hero

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

name two things better than self isolation and the refusal to face reality