hi so i’d like to report a robbery...
bye sister
everyone @ germany when they received 0 public votes
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me trying to understand why is north macedonia getting all the points
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madonna: *sings during eurovision*
me:
bet y’all can’t relate to me
our eurovision entry is actually talented
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italy capturing the millenial mood
if i had more than 2c on my phone i would vote azerbajan
Iceland @ the ESC 2019:
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so somebody on russian social network posted this and i can’t stop cackling
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if your friends dont get together to summon old norse gods on live tv then whats the point
australian commentators: well it's leather night on the death star
me: i don’t like attention
also me:
i admire the uk for paying all that money every year for those 2 points. respect
uk entry: *cries
australian commentators: i was going to say something bitchy but i'm not going to now
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