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Oleander Honey

@oleanderhoney / oleanderhoney.tumblr.com

Hello all! If you're here because of AO3 then bless you for reading my drabble. Current projects I'm working on can be found under 'Updates' in the bottom right, and my AO3 account is under 'My Fanfic'.
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I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”

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💜🎹 Aria “Stammi Vicino” (Tenor & Piano) 🎹💜 ✨ Live at the World Theatre Day event at the National Opera of Ukraine ✨

Title: Aria “Stammi Vicino, Non Te Ne Andare” (Victor’s FS)

Tenor: Dmitry Ivanchenko (National Opera of Ukraine)

OST: Yuri!!! on Ice

Composer: Matsushiba Taku

Arrangement: Uchida Miyuki (Print Gakufu) + my rearrangement

I do not own anything apart from the piano rearrangement. The music belongs to respective owners.

Previously:

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bladesofyuri

Absolutely beautiful performance! You’re both wonderful!

Gorgeous!

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OKAY LISTEN. BLAME THE HANGOUTS CREW FOR THIS ONE. @beejohnlocked and @librarylock and @astudyinsnoggy ESPECIALLY.

HERE’S AN ANGRY BISEXUAL MARTIN-CORN. BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO TAXES TODAY AND I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING SILLY TO TAKE MY MIND OFF OF IT. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BASEST OF MY PS SKILLS. I DID IT IN 10 MINUTES, NO JUDGING. THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I’VE EVER DONE

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librarylock

Look Martin is a magical sex unicorn I don’t make the rules

where’s Ben riding the Martin-corn?

@inevitably-johnlocked okay I demand this happens now.  And don’t even act like you don’t have Ben pics lying around for just this opportunity, preferably butt ones.

😂 i Love this fandom!

@hereatjohnlockhell @beejohnlocked OOPS MY HAND SLIPPED.  

ANYWAY I GOT 500$ BACK ON MY TAXES SO HERE ENJOY.

IT GOT BETTER

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lmao😂/smh🙄

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”
“Are the other skittles human lives?”
“What?”
“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”
“Well sure. But the point-”
“I would eat the skittles.”
“Ok-well the point is-”
“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.
Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…
… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”
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pr1nceshawn

Dragons Like You Don’t Usually See Them by Brian Kesinger.

These are all amazing and lovely, and got me right in my heart, but that last one–dang. I’m tearing up. That’s just how it is. …אני אוהבת אותך, יצחק …even though you’re fictional 💚🐉

Source: etsy.com
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RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

It got better

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shiowase

There was a post a while back (sorry I can’t find it anymore to include a link! D:) pointing out that in Ep 2 after Yuuri won’t let Viktor in his room, he has tears in his eyes and his phone is close by.

Since episode 10 I can’t help thinking that this is what he was inevitably looking at before he goes to sleep… Its okay Viktor, you both got there in the end. 

SOB

wHY MUST YOU DESTROY ME WITH FEELINGS??

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I firmly believe that Yuuri speaks better English than Viktor.

Like they’re both fluent and speak VERY GOOD English, but Yuuri just got off a five-year stint in a country where English is the predominant language, where he had to speak English every day just to function in society. Viktor’s experience with English is pretty much limited to international competitions and if he forgets a word, it’s whatever, because half the other people there aren’t as fluent as him anyway.

This headcanon doesn’t really matter most of the time bc I write them communicating in English (Which they canonically do, it being their only shared language) so obviously they effectively have the same amount of fluency that I do, but I just love the idea that sometimes, out of no where, Viktor will pause in the middle of conversation and get this look on his face.

“Did you forget the word?” Yuuri will ask kindly.

“Yes.”

“What’s the word in Russian?”

“Turtsiya.”

“Okay, I’m not familiar with that one. Describe it?”

“Evil chicken.”

“Turkey?”

Viktor beams. “Yes! Turkey!”

Evil chicken ahahhahaahahah

Lool

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