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john the fisherman

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i'm lynnsie--do you like bisghetti?
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Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest.

STRANGER THINGS | Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers (1.01)

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Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

The first man on the left is the original Big Bachelor. And the two after him are his clones with his dominant and recessive genes respectively (Also known as Solid Bachelor and Liquid Bachelor.) And the last man on the right is Venom Bachelor, who has no genetic relation to the Big Bachelor but was surgically altered to look like the Big Bachelor and was brainwashed into believing that he is the Big Bachelor. 

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