if this isn’t nice, i don’t know what is!

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This guy in my cheap vegan food Facebook group has been making the most unbelievably rich and beautifully textured nondairy cheeses from scratch and posting high-res macros of its melting and stretching capabilities and is now effortlessly dodging the ravenous mob of disgruntled vegans who keep descending upon him like street vendors in Marrakech with his beloved and cheese recipe of incalculable value clutched tightly to his chest

You’ll never guess who’s back at it again with his god damn cheeses

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Gonna start responding to anyone even slightly razzing me with “yeah, I think something’s wrong with my brain”

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This guy in my cheap vegan food Facebook group has been making the most unbelievably rich and beautifully textured nondairy cheeses from scratch and posting high-res macros of its melting and stretching capabilities and is now effortlessly dodging the ravenous mob of disgruntled vegans who keep descending upon him like street vendors in Marrakech with his beloved and cheese recipe of incalculable value clutched tightly to his chest

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Parked two blocks away from my building just so I could get a picture with this dude’s ride

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Also hey if we’re friends and I just never fucking message you back I am legit so fucking sorry and I promise 1 thousand times that it’s not you I am Genuinely just the most unmedicated scatterbrained mother fucker on planat earth and also I’m dumb as hell. And also sometimes it’s been too long and I get scared. But I love you and I cherish hearing from you every single time please never stop sending me messages but I understand if you have to because it’s a thankless job. But I love you

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Aang is the gift that keeps on giving in terms of Images

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Puts under Skills on my resume “I know what the Cocteau twins are talking about”

Me when I lie

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Puts under Skills on my resume “I know what the Cocteau twins are talking about”

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