soooo, the lack of freakshow roleplayers has terribly decimated my muse for the whole freakshow era. now, because of this, i don’t want to archive robbie here, so i have decided to reinvent him. i am leaving his adorable personality, but changing almost everything about his story. he will no longer have the tail of a monkey. :c but instead will be a young warlock attending Miss Robichaux’s !! That’s right, little Robbie will now be primarily Coven !!!
‘ what do you mean the show’s canceled ?’
Hey Lily, what are you eating? “You don’t want this,” she will reply. “It’s a part of a special diet.”
‘ what do ya’ mean special diet ? ‘
( he’ll smile and nod towards her plate of food. )
"Okay." Ariel replies and he’s never rightly felt ashamed of what he wanted. Sure, people said mean things to him sometimes, but it never made him feel ashamed, but for some reason he feels like he’s been a bad kitty and his usually bright features darken as he moves off him and heads towards Robert’s trailer. His tail doesn’t even sway, it wraps tightly around his waist and his ears press down against his head, nearly invisible in the massive head of hair he has.
{♟} -
( uh oh, uh oh !!!! his mother would scold him - ' bad little monkey ! ' honey hues become glossy as he bounds ahead to catch up with his kitten. )
' ari ! ari ! i m-meant let's go into my trailer because we're gonna cuddle !!! we can't cuddle out here in the dirt and sun, now can we ??? '
( he's always been great with QUICK thinking. )
“ Just here to remind you it’s five minutes ‘til curtain.”
' i-i know ... i'm just putting some finishing touches on this outfit. '
There’s something off and he knows it. He just can’t figure out what it is. He’ll sigh as Robert stutters over his words, moving forward and softly pressing his lips against the boy’s. He looked scared and panicked, but Forrest had been taken off guard by…by whatever it was that he had felt move.
"It’s okay. I just was taken off guard by whatever it was…You…can tell me or not. I could just back off and uhm let you change or whatever. Sorry."
{♟} -
' no - uh ... it's okay, it was nothin' , i-i just don't wanna stop kissin' you. '
( he's smile softly at the other, his heartbeat going a mile a minute, as his tail goes completely still against his thigh. he would try not to mess up again, and enjoy this guy's lips while they lasted. )
' if that's okay ? '
Forrest indulged in the sound of the other’s small whine, groaning lowly as he pressed their body’s together. He suckled at the flesh of Robert’s bottom lip when he felt a shift, an odd one that catches him off guard, enough to make him pull away.
"What was that?" He blinks in confusion, plush lips coated in saliva, "Something…like moved?"
{♟} -
{ he's in pure bliss one moment and thrust into pure panic the next. his cheeks flush a deep shade of red, and he knows miss elsa was right .. he can't fall in love with 'normies'. }
' it was uh ... nothin' - everythin's fine, mister ... i - i - '
{ he's done, over with ! this guy's gonna find out and either throw him out into the rain, or call the police. }
" it’s fine.. just stop hanging them, okay? you’ve hung more than enough. “
' sure thing, miss esmerelda - i suppose i just get a little crazy with christmas decorations. '
"Robbie?" She calls in a soft voice, not wanting to wake her sleeping family in the tents that surrounded them. “Would you mind terribly helping me clean up a bit?”
{ the shy boy is lounging on his couch when he hears the girl's question. }
' of course, miss noah ... what are we cleaning, exactly ? '
h e y
"So it’s your fault I’ve had to kiss six different people?”
{ he'll look down in embarrasment. }
' sorry miss esmerelda ... '
{ open starter. }
"I swear to GOD if I walk under one more goddamn mistletoe I’m punching whoever hung these up.”
{ he'll slowly hide the box of mistletoe behind his back ; tail drooping. }
o p e n
' i remember momma used to take me out on a night walk to look at all of the christmas lights ... she used to decorate the house with pretty white lights. '
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
' mummies never scared me as much as zombies did - wait what ? '
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
- “How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
- “You were right. As per usual.”
- “Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
- “You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
- “Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
- “You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
- “Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
- “I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
- “Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
- “I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
- “Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
- “No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
- “You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
- “How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
- “I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
- “Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
- “When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
- “I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
- “It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
- “Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
- “That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
- “Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
- “Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
- “When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
- “We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
- “How much money do you have on you?”
- “Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
- “Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
- “For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
- “I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
- “I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
- “I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
- “If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
- “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
- “I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
- “I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
- “Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
- “Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
- “I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
- “Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
- “If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
- “Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
- “Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
- “We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
- “So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
- “My dog licks better than you do.”
- “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
- “I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
- “And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
- “I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
- “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
- “I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
- “Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
- “A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
- “Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
- “Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
- “Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
- “I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
- “I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
- “I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
- [text] This is upsetting my poop.
- [text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
- [text] So it involves feces and large birds.
- [text] She said that to you? Why?
- [text] Please come back. I miss you.
- [text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
- [text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
- [text] …did you just send me a nude?
- [text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
- [text] I don’t know why I said that.
- [text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
- [text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
- [text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
- [text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
- [text] Please. I need this so badly.
- [text] I trust you completely.
- [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
- [text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
- [text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
- [text] I will not get you donuts.
- [text] Please? I love you.
- [text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
- [text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
- [text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
- [text] You’re cute.
- [text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
- [text] Fuck off.
- [text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.