I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and blocked????? I was like what the fuck I’m 9 I just want to talk about my jubjub?? (his name was JubInATub how clever is that I know). So I investigated and it said I had been soft banned for using inappropriate language, and it had the word like censored and I had to click on it to see what it said, so I do and I see the word CUM written in bold red letters, plain as the morning sun, strung up and exposed to the brisk wind like freshly laundered linens, and was understandably offended like??? Cum on guys this has to be a mistake I was just asking what was the best time to cum to the ice caves and try to sneak some free shit from that ice snake bitch, that thing was ALWAYS awake. So my bitty 9 y/o brain was like what the hell neopets, maybe they just don’t understand Internet Lingo like obviously I was using a Hip and Cool instant message shorthand to save my precious 9 y/o time (a girls got shit to do like damn). So I was like let’s lay this to rest, I’m gonna google search this shit, screen shot the definition and send it in an email to the CEO Mr. Neopet himself, lay down some knowledge on these fogies. So my sweet little innocent fingers pull up Google dot com and type in the letters C-U-M expecting validation and let me tell you friends, what I found shocked my innocent child psyche to the core. The root of who I was got ripped to shreds, obliterated by the wood chipper that is this cruel and disgusting world we live in. That day changed me, it was a crossroads of my life and I was thrust down a path that I have yet to return from.

The day I met my solemate

Pure post

As of Sunday Jan 29, Boston is the only US city pledging to admit all legal green card and visa holders, and refugees at an international airport. No detention no deportation. Anyone trying to come back to the US who is affected by the ban is being urged to reroute through Logan airport. Please share.

Here’s the source; it’s only open for the next 7 days (until February 5, 2017)

Boston Massachusetts!

Don't date someone who

doesn’t know the words to mr brightside…you don’t need someone who doesn’t know how to have a good time

A queer icon

Election 2020 predictions

Republican - Benito Mussolini

Democrats - Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur

Greens - that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them

Libertarians - The Amazing Atheist

bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win

listen everyone, theres this really helpful PDF here which teaches basic necromancy, and if we

“if you hate the new president so much nothing is stopping you from leaving”

me:

cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

NOINO ON

how do i tell my psychiatrist this is the only thing that will ever make me laugh anymore

16th grade

They actually bought all the fucking apple juice

ooh no they love orange juice but they been bad *swipes whole shelf*

WOMEN’S MARCH 1-21-2017 | A GLOBAL MOVEMENT

If fucking Antarctica tells you to get your shit together you better fucking do it.

LIVESTREAM

They plagiarized a fucking cake y'all

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

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obama cares