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for good yuri by a guy read the webcomic Tara and Beverly by Nortuet (fair warning: there's nudity and sexual themes)
yeah people keep assuming he's a lesbian because he's good at writing queer women so he keeps having to clarify that he's a man lmao
Putting aside all my nostalgia and personal feelings, this shit is raw as hell. This fucks massively. This is still the coolest shit ever. Nobody's done it like this since.
the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad
"lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS" and then it's just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn't meet the societally imposed standard of conventional "hotness," which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality
dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic
xkcd-coded response:
dril-coded response:
Hi, I'm a tranny immigrant. I was fired with no warning on September 25th 2023. I'm on benefits, but between high costs of living and 6+ daily intake meds I am constantly in the red. Job search has been impossible despite triple digit applications.
The government announced no more extensions for their work permits, meaning that I have to get my Permanent Residency by August or risk deportation.
To do so I require ~1900 dollars for a language test (ASAP) and the application itself. Anything helps. This is the last, hardest step of my immigration and I really, really want to stop worrying about it. Thanks for reading.
This turned out so good ;u;
A serious labor of love from @magpied-illustration
Could not have asked for a better result!
the world would literally be a better place if cis people could just get trans surgeries "by mistake" rather than forcing trans people to jump through ten million hoops to get it.
Like show me one cis man who wants to get vaginoplasty. I’ll wait. Also, he should be able to get it anyway, so shut up.
Really though, this entire argument neglects the elephant in the room in all this, which is that it’s never been about protecting these hypothetical effeminate cis men. It’s never been about protecting butch lesbians. It’s just about punishing queerness.
It's the same as how disabled people have to jump through ten million hoops for government aid because "but what if someone scams the system". They just hate disabled people. It's always about hate and power, all the "but what if" arguments are just concern trolling.
It’s true and you should fucking say it
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
robert evans continuing to be my hero
Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:
a comic about printers
I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker
If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!
Game Boy Advance startup sound
Robot girl wakes up from a nap w a big yawn but instead this sound plays from her vocal speakers instead
I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
lol
#Queued
Which means you saw this, could have told me, but instead, you chose this course. You chose violence. I'll be adding you to the list of traitors to be embroidered in the tapestry of my throne room.
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
does this person know, like really know, the impact they have had on this webbed site
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
