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@looking-for-california / looking-for-california.tumblr.com

Brianna. 19. Cali -> UofOregon.
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the sign's kinks

Aries: three-cheese pizza
Taurus: a stable relationship
Gemini: netflix and cuddling
Cancer: low college tuition
Leo: fuzzy socks
Virgo: friendship
Libra: getting 10 hours of sleep
Scorpio: good communication & trust
Sagittarius: watching sunsets by the ocean
Capricorn: getting paid
Aquarius: large blankets
Pisces: pasta
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gwyndor

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

never give up on your dreams

this is one of those posts that would be 100% worth explaining the internet to people from 1821 

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why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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