brooklyn nine-nine no context🦠🤲🧼
Me after commiting a minor mistake
donna lynne champlin deserved an emmy for this scene
The Good Place Appreciation Week Day 7: Free Day (Favorite Tahani’s celebrity name-drops)
Name dropping is a little gauche, Michael, but do as you must.
Seriously
Ex fucking cuse me?
There. I fixed it.
fun fact! using misleading graphics like this is seen as intentionally distorting the news in journalism, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, if not just completely unethical
If you ever think your life is weird just remember that Ron Swanson is married to Tammy Two IRL.
Me: I am finally actually building relationships! This is going great I-
My brain, banging pots and pans together: SELF ISOLATE!! EVERYONE ONLY TALKS TO YOU OUT OF PITY ANYWAY!!! THEY CAN’T ABANDON YOU IF YOU LEAVE FIRST!!!!  S E L F  I S O L A T E
Me: fuck
DONT talk to me until ive had my morning coffee
*doesnt drink any coffee*
My daddy never did get what he wanted. But he had what he needed. He had love! He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!
Will & Grace
Favorite Things Meme: Ratatouille (2007)
You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true - anyone can cook… but only the fearless can be great.