cdf characters but as poorly edited facebook memes I actually stole off of instagram pt 1/???

Warning, swear words

Darren:

Steve:

Larten:

Harkat:

Vancha:

Arra:

Mika:

My lesbian yuri/shoujo ai manga/manhwa/webtoons recs:

Kase-san series by Hiromi Takashima 

-Cute, fluffy and pure yuri. Kase-san also has a short music video and an ova.

Their Story by Tan Jiu

-Everyday slice of life/comedy lesbian manhwa.

Beauty and the Beast Girl by Neji

-A relationship built on lies but actually really sweet and pure. Demon girl and blind girl fall in love.

Miss Angel and Miss Devil by Maeu Malgeum

-Multiple lesbian couples between angels and demons.

Mage & Demon Queen by Color-LES

-Hilarious rpg-themed lesbian webtoon.

Bittersweet Con Panna by Gaepi Sohn, Hobaen

-Adult (not in the sexy sense but that they r actual working adults) slice of life comedy manhwa.

Accept My Fist of Love by Murata

-Two former yankees and their comedic love.

My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness by Nagata Kabi

-Trigger Warnings: self-harm/suicide ment/eating disorder/mental illness/nsfw

-Not really yuri but a real life account from a woman ordering a lesbian escort service and experiencing sex for the first time. It details a life I can honestly relate to myself as a mentally ill queer adult who still hasn’t had sex yet either. There is also sequel (My Solo Exchange Diary) but I have yet to read it, tho i’m sure its just as good so check that out too.

Citrus by Saburo Uta

-Trigger Warning: non-con/incest themes (sort of)/nsfw

-Prepare for lots of drama and angst but ultimately one of my fave manga’s. It has an anime too if ur craving for more Citrus!

Mushroom Girls in Love by Kei Murayama

-A unique adventure manga about an all-female mushroom planet and the challenges of two girls in love.

Bloom Into You by Nakatani Nio

-A slow-burn, poignant yuri that will tug at your heartstrings. Also has a brilliant anime.

Notes:

I realise a lot of these r not manga but honestly a lot of webtoons/manhwa r good as they have actual adult relationships. A lot of yuri manga is focused on school girls which is fine but as I’m an adult now I prefer to read about ppl my own age. However, I have a soft spot for some younger-themed yuri as I imagine what it would have been like had I had such a school life. Ah, the wasted years…

As u can probs tell, I prefer lighter-themed manga-with some exceptions (Citrus & Bloom Into You i’m lookin at u)-and a good dose of comedy. I like fluffy slice of life but sometimes want a more sexually-charged read. It depends tbh.

Anyway, I still have a lot more yuri to read so will probs do a part 2 to this sometime in the future. Look out for it!

Beginners guide for wlw mangas/manhwas

1. Tamen De Gushi (Ongoing)

Okay. Listen. This manhwa is for yall out there who just want a chill, innocent, non complicated, 50/50 fluff-to-humor ratio story. Blonde and Brunette. And listen, listen, listen… This is DIABETES worth sugar. The art style is really good too. It’s simple but somewhat sophisticated. So far it has 139 short chapters (about 12 pages per chapter). There’s a linear story to it, but it sometimes drifts to a completely different timeline. It updates about once a month, or sometimes once every two months. 11/12

2. Fluttering/Exciting Feelings (Ongoing/Currently in Hiatus due to Author’s health)

Before I even start with this, I got major Korrasami vibes out of it ho ly shit. Anyway, this manhwa is currently at chapter 68, and sad to say that the author may never continue the story again due to cancer and several other reasons. But I am still adding this manhwa to the list because it’s sooo good. It’s not as fluffy and humorous as Tamen De Gushi because later in the story, No-rae (brown hair) brings in some drama while Seol-a has drama of her own kind. The art is simple but it’s great enough to look amazing. Still though, the manhwa is great, but sadly… it might be discontinued :(. 10/12

3. Citrus [Saburouta] (Ongoing)

I like this manga. I like it a lot. The art is good anatomy wise, but sometimes it gets too…. much….. Here’s a note, though: These two are step sisters. Yes. You heard me right. There are a lot of love triangles, a lot of drama, a lot of “Im-gonna-kiss-her-wait-no-nvm” moments, but there are a lot of WELL-DRAWN kiss scenes and semi-sexual things. There is almost no story line? Well, there is, but it’s your typical high school plot. It barely updates, and it currently has 30 chapters. Probably updates once every two months. 8.5/12

4.  Yagate Kimi Ni Naru (Ongoing)

Yo, listen. This one is ……. VERY complicated. If you are planning on reading this story, I need you to know that this is as basic as I can put it: Nanami hates herself and doesn’t want her partner Yuu to fall in love with her, while Yuu is someone who can’t fall in love with someone. The art is simple but good god it’s really good *o*. It has fluff, but for every fluff there will always be some sort of angst right after or before it. There is certainly a plot line on this but it doesn’t focus too much on the plot. Characters are great and they have a personality of their own. Despite the “Im not in love” thing that is going on in this manga, there are many, many, cute parts. It updates about once every month or every two months. 10.5/12

5. The Love Doctor (Ongoing)

(PS: this image is misleading btw but it was too fucking cute) I. freaking. love. this. manhwa. so. much. Now, this has many, many fluff moments but it also has its bulk of angst and drama. Love(ish) triangles, dark past from both parties, and there IS an age gap between the two but I forgot how many years. Still though!!! It is worth a read! The art style is cute and light and adorable, but sometimes the emotions can start looking the same in each panel (especially for one of the characters). Updates, I believe, every month. 11/12

6. Pulse [Ratana Satis] (Ongoing)

Look at this art. Look at it. Isn’t it cute? Well, if you’re here for cute shit turn the fuck away cus this IS indeed cute, buuuuuut it also has sex scenes. There is also fluff and drama, and as you can see, one of them is a doctor. The art style is pretty well done and really sophisticated. I can’t remember if there’s an age gap? I’m pretty sure there is? Anyway!!! There’s a story, yes, and also a shitty ex that no one should like but everyone feels sorry for (for good reasons of course). 12/12

7. Magan & Danai / Magan he Danai (Ongoing)

This one reminds me of Tamen De Gushi a lot, BUT…. This one is directed to the life of two women who love each other and what happens in their daily life. The art is much more detailed that TDG, and the characters have very different personalities. Danai, the shorter one, is the more mature one but also the more feminine one while Magan, the taller one, is definitely a fucking cry baby. To be honest, idk how frequently it updates? But!!! Still!! Go watch!!! 11/12

8. What Does the Fox Say? (Ongoing, 2 chapters left)

Ho ly shit whe re to be gin…? Definitely not light. It is not full of fun or fluffy or innocent. This manhwa is dark, sexy, angsty, drama-filled, teeth gritting, and very complicated. VERY, VERY, VERY, Adult. A story with a beautiful young blonde who loves a much older boss, and the much older boss has a shitty ex that everyone loves who fucked up a lot but she has her reasons. This is one of those manhwas that you need to ANALYZE every. single. fucking. scene. It is one of those where each scene MEANS something and you have to keep a sharp eye even at the sex scenes. The art style is good. Not amazing, but decent enough. As I said, it ends in two chapters. It updates twice a month (from my observations). 12/12

*Note: These are all based on my observations

making cdf as vines was absolutely Not a productive use of my time

HI I’M HERE TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT

DAD LARTEN THAT’S MY POINT THX

Is there such a thing as evil blood? Why did Crepsley react like that?

I dont know if this has been discussed before but I have had a question for centuries that I just forgot to ask. Also I thought this mightve been a dumb question because I haven’t read Saga Of LC so…Larten fans share your knowledge.

What the HELL is “”evil”” blood anyway???

I mean, Larten doesn’t practice magic so he wouldn’t have known if there was something evil about blood all he would’ve been able to tell is that the blood tasted different or if it had a bad taste? But just because something doesn’t taste good to YOU doesn’t mean the source of the blood is bad or evil. Unless vampires have the magical ability by nature to measure or judge a person’s goodness by the quality of their blood. But if they did have that ability, it mightve been mentioned in the novels, Creplsey wouldve told Darren that when he taught him about vampire stuff (did he? i dont remember if he mentioned anything like this) and what I DO remember is that I saw somewhere that he himself was once accused of having evil blood (i dont know if the accuser was a vampire who had tasted his blood. can anyone confirm?)

Either Darren Shan (author) really didnt think about this (because you could say its overlook-able?) or im missing some bits of info. The reason this matters so much to me is because lmfao as a steve stan i want to be able to convince my friend (who hates steve smfh) that he was not evil by default. steve is that one character that can follow either the good or bad path, it all depends on circumstance and what happens, how a major character interacts with him in a crucial moment. 

i know this is a bit late but i found a pic i took when i read birth of a killer a while back (sorry it cuts off! he basically just goes on to say he has the ability to choose good if he tries hard since it’s not that strong in him and thus would still make a good vampy boi) but this might explain it better than what i did 😅 but also it shows even more that larten should have known better than to say what he did to steve! even if he was just trying to scare him away so he wouldn’t want to be a vampire anymore he still shouldn’t have called a child evil in that way omg

Kageyama is an excited child (•̀o•́)ง (requested by anon)

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