joy is never pointless

Crochet Dream is judging you

THE PATTERN IS OUT FOR ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY PEOPLE!!!

it's gonna be MAI (2023)

and here’s death again, the version from the show this time :)

The lower it goes, the more items become edible. You also get more and stupider options in quests.

Villager: "Please help us, bandits have kidnapped our son! They've set up camp on the other side of those hills, please hurry."

[food meter > 50%] "Bandits preying upon your humble village? I will stop these trouble-makers posthaste!"

[food meter > 25%] "ugh fine I'll save your shitty son or whatever"

[food meter < 25%] "fuck them kids."

and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

Things that work in fiction but not real life

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

Internet Safety

Being hyper-secretive online is probably the only good kneejerk reaction boomers have put into our heads twenty years ago and now both them and the next generation look at you like you're a freak if you don't list your social security number in your carrd.

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

Oh my god damn

my favorite, which I often quote

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

are we not all ruled by warlords under the banner of capitalism? pitted against one another like dogs convinced - nay, brainwashed! - that we're fighting to protect the hand which beats us into submissive compliance all because, on rare occasion, that same hand might deem us worthy enough for a deceptive reward. All for the purpose of their purses growing fatter and heavier, earned from our blood and suffering.

listen closely when all's quiet and seems well, my friend, for you might hear the rattling of chains coming for you. or perhaps like most of us, born into them and so accustomed to their discomfort and limitations that you fail to notice them there in the first place.

oh yes it's that time of year

thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

this is not a sad post!!!! this is a celebration!!!!! art is part of the human condition!!!!!!! we were born to create and share!!!!!!!!!!!

Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

things i’ll call you a whore for:

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

The Nine 💍🌿🏹 With this, I'd like to thank everyone who purchased someone from my Tolkien-characters-series! The earnings reached about 2 000USD and were donated to these three organizations (to help nature, animals, and humans) - Czech Union for Nature Conservation Caritas Bez mámy THANK YOU SO MUCH! 💖

*shouts ‘cum for me’ in a phantom of the opera voice*

this is the worst thing I’ve ever posted