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The American Way of AFJ

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INACTIVE: Howdy, folks! Alfred F. Jones here aka the personification of the United States of America. As the world's hero, I'll be spreading democracy 'round the globe, chewing bubblegum, and kicking ass. So, you wanna know what it's like being the greatest goddamn country on earth? Well, you ask I’ll tell ya! Scouts honor! M!A: none ((tag track: imamerica andsocanyou))
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do you ever just stop and think about how metal national anthems are? i mean france's is talking about watering the fields with the blood of their enemies like holy shit

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Pshaw, everyone knows that 'F' stands for Fergalicious, Alfred.

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Oh Maddie...

All the time I turn around brother's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh)I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele'Cause they say he delicious 

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On November 12, 1954, Ellis Island, the gateway to America, shut it doors after processing more than 12 million immigrants (8,000-10,000 daily average) since opening in 1892. Today, an estimated 40 percent of all Americans can trace their roots through Ellis Island.

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