Headcanon #1

What if Anna one day decides to learn Danish and refuses to have anyone tutor her but Hans, who was reluctant to from the beginning but agreed for her sake. Days go by, and Hans speaks his native language at such a rapid rate and teaches so harshly that Anna is stunned and asked him why he wasn’t acting his normal, patient self, and does everybody speak so fast at home like this because she doesn’t think so and the very least he could do to teach a beginner like her is speak slowly and articulate better like how he surely does at his kingdom with his family. To this he replies that he is his normal self, that this is what happens at home. 

You need to speak loud and clear and always, always cut straight to the point. 

Otherwise you’ll never be heard above the noise under those precious sixty seconds they grant you every now and then. 

Headcanon #1

What if Anna one day decides to learn Danish and refuses to have anyone tutor her but Hans, who was reluctant to from the beginning but agreed for her sake. Days go by, and Hans speaks his native language at such a rapid rate and teaches so harshly that Anna is stunned and asked him why he wasn’t acting his normal, patient self, and does everybody speak so fast at home like this because she doesn’t think so and the very least he could do to teach a beginner like her is speak slowly and articulate better like how he surely does at his kingdom with his family. To this he replies that he is his normal self, that this is what happens at home. 

You need to speak loud and clear and always, always cut straight to the point. 

Otherwise you’ll never be heard above the noise under those precious sixty seconds they grant you every now and then. 

Distracted Mulan.

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Anna Karenina & Alexei Vronsky in Anna Karenina. Vronsky story (tv mini-series, Russia, 2017)

#men undressing women: [drakeNO.jpg]#men assisting in dressing women: [drakeYES.jpg]#he’s really concentrating in getting those laces sitting right#what a good boy#anna karenina: vronsky’s story#gif harrietvane

On of the things that I learned in high school, which was just one of those facts that was just kind of like, “Yeah?” but is also one of those facts that you rarely see represented, that it does sort of startle into this idea of “wait, is that right.” Men absolutely helped their wives and lovers dress, especially in times when dress had become complicated enough that women could not get dressed alone (ties and buttons that had to fasten in the back for one reason or another, for example). If a woman didn’t have a servant to help her dress, and most women did not, it was the job of her husband once she was married.

This leads to the interesting trope of a husband discovering his wife’s lover’s handiwork, for example in this 1840 illustration from Paris le Soir. The caption reads: “That’s funny! This morning I made a knot in this lace, and tonight there’s a bow!“

Let's have a good race!

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

1. Common

I cannot believe Hans is a common character 😩

2. Rare

3. Epic

OLAF IS A FREAKING EPIC!!! MY GOODNESS 😳

[dreamily] not only is he amoral cruel violent and manipulative, he’s also extremely annoying in his day-to-day interpersonal conduct

Wishing all my fellow Hansanna shippers a wonderful holiday season!