My first trip to the vet (Source: https://ift.tt/2p49ai3)
man bring back One direction I can’t handle Kpop
me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:
some overweight parlor aunty: beta you’re never going to get married if you don’t learn to make round rotis
me: tan france told me i was valid
god my absolute favorite feeling is devouring a book, when you get so into the pages and the words that you have to stop your eyes from skipping lines and force yourself to read every word, when you’re so impatient for what happens next that you can’t sit still while reading, when you have to re read whole pages because you were too busy predicting and anticipating that you missed the actual events, when you read a part that’s too good for words and you have to close the book and scream into your pillow, that’s what reading a truly great book is about and the feeling is even better when you haven’t found a book like that in a long time and then you stumble across one and something inside of you awakens
It’s so weird thinking back to when you first met someone and that moment you had no idea they would have such a big impact on you
Love, Simon (2018): After getting kicked out of the Gay Bar (Deleted Scene) dir. Greg Berlanti
Gueorgui Pinkhassov Venice, 2003
Ferdinand! Born 07-18-18
[middle aged white woman in yoga pants voice]: oh guh-nesh-uh he’s the god of elephants :)
fuck the original sins, they’re out. the new seven sins are:
- never putting the cap back on the ketchup bottle
- sending one-word & one-letter texts in response to a heartfelt essay
- skipping dinner and then eating after midnight
- watching anime
- wallowing in your own inadequacy at the slightest mistake
- sending legitimate anon hate
- parkour
Idris Elba for ShortList magazine. ❤️❤️❤️
i love seeing posts americans make about hozier being a powerful cryptid faeire moss prince or whatever you guys are saying these days on tumblr.com when i know he’s just smoking weed in dublin and using twitter. my friend went to a christmas party and hozier was there and high and just talked about himself the entire time.
My friend had sex with him in a field at a music festival juuust before take me to church took off. She panicked and assumed he’d be all “k, see ya around!” so she preemptively did that to him and he just went “oh, okay, I was hoping I’d see you again” and she spent that whole year kicking herself.