Somebody Catch My Breath

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

KATHY LAM 黑山

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

everybody gangsta til that which was once prophesized comes to pass

New Dracula adaptation where instead of “Dracula wont be able to read this because it’s in shorthand” it’s

He doesn’t know the password

weekend? more like weakened. let me rest

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

"If you wanted kinder women, you shouldn't have fucking killed them" lives rent fucking free in my mind 24/7 Jesus FUCKING christ

Pokemon Crime and Pokemon Punishment

Pokemon Pride and Pokemon Prejudice

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

you want to see my chin so bad, huh? my mouth? nose? want me to rawdog the air? freak