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Ms.Brightside

@lips-like-morphine17 / lips-like-morphine17.tumblr.com

I'm Virginia I have blonde hair and blue eyes, I'm the perfect person in hitlers eyes(I feel accomplished) Mhm, I'm cute and I'm very funny I been told!πŸ™ˆπŸ’¨πŸ™‰βœŒοΈπŸ‘Œ
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Paranoid much!!!

1.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to get glasses or contacts. What you need better vision for? You seeing someone else? 2.My Girlfriend not allowed to take a jog a...round the block, the fuck she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so. 3.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to yawn around me in public... Gonna have ppl thinking our relationship is boring & shit. Hold that yawn in!! 4.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to wish on shooting stars, what she tryna wish for? I'm her biggest dream come true. 5.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to drink no milkshakes! What you tryna do? bring all the boys to your yard? 6.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to use salt or pepper. The hell she tryin to spice her life up for? She already has me! 7.My Girlfriend not allowed to hide her phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a wePhone 8.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to wear anything Nike. The only thing she better be "just doing" is me. 9.My Girlfriend isn't allowed to talk to other boys while im asleep. you not tired?You wanna talk to somebody?Say a prayer & get to know Jesus 10.My Girlfriend Not Allowed to answer knock knock jokes. You expecting somebody? Sit down, I'll get it.

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