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Slap you like a bitch but you take it like a whore.
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anarchysloth

i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer

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Let me share something with you: Trump is terrible and would lead to terrible terrible things if he were elected. But so would Ted Cruz. Cruz is honestly worse then Trump in his policies. And everyone is thinking oh well Trump is obviously going to get the republican nomination but guys. Trump is letting Cruz slide right underneath him - it’s almost as if it was all some huge scheme to get Cruz the presidency. So don’t just hate and fear Trump - Cruz could mean worse things. If you are eligible to vote, I don’t care if you’re for Bernie or Hillary, please vote for either of them because either of them are better then any republican candidate. You might not think it’s important but you have more of a voice than you know.

#donald trump#trump#america#ted cruz#cruz#ted#ww3#end of the world
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joellasaur
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languageoclock

what do we want? 
improved foreign language education in English speaking countries

when do we want it? 
when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity

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skygenders

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

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phintys

how does he answer questions?

well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we’ve got a lot of real, important…. goood questions to answer

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shineyremains

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

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