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IM CRYING

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

I IMAGINED IT IN CHRIS ROCKS VOICE

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

*takes butt pic* assthetic

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

America’s education system isn’t that bad, we have a lot of smart-

Ok well you shouldn’t base your opinion on just one perso-

Oh, well maybe they-

But what-

I mean-

But..

What about-

OK I GET IT YOU WIN.

I feel like this person raided yahooanswerswtf for the stupidest questions

save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

good

a headline from my perfect world

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you know that thing where you don’t have a huge crush on someone but you have this little voice in your head going “you would probably date them if they asked”? or is that just me?