it is time again to help me defeat Jessica Lange to be Duluth’s Best Actress
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Therapist: Chuck Banjo is real and he CAN hurt you
Chuck Banjo:
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please, call me chuck banjo. charles guitar is my father (he assassinated garfield btw)
Charles Guitar (Colorized)
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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scotsman, flop, and a gooner, a goner, the spawn of an idiot, I pity him, he's hideous, he's piteous, a fool, a douche canoe insidious,
i am the only person googling “anyone can whistle OBC vinyl” at this reggae show
are you wearing-“ the bisexual shirt with the cocaine pockets? yes. yes I am
Livvy even rizzed up General Tom Thumb. do you think General Tom Thumb is the new Rizz King?
what do you guys think of my new band :)
you should sing an acoustic cover of “my brother’s gay (and that’s okay)” from “the other two”
this is a fantastic idea
also RIP the other two I was so hoping for a fourth season… perfect television
do you guys like my fun new shirt (this pattern is also on the back)
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youcantfuckosmosisjones
the faded, once-beloved tumblr diva ushers you into her projection room and has her gay butler put on a reel of hit posts from days of yore. “look at me” she says, clutching your arm a little too tightly with her sharp sharp nails and puffing on a gold cigarette holder, hoping the smoke will hide the tears brimming in her eyes “wasnt i beautiful”
new follower, i’m nervous
Kaylee what if there was a five inch Mrs. Lovett and she hadn't technically done anything wrong yet what would you do
does she have the memories of mrs. lovett? i wouldn’t kill her if that’s what you’re hoping for
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she’s an expensive girl but god she is worth it
imagine being the first ore boat in your lake to like get your body done like aft shots turbines done and like beat hull contoured… and then you sailed into like the dock or whatever sailors have and everyone dropped their alarm bells and was shookedt? like everyone navigating was just in shock and you sailed across the artisanal lake waves in your rudder high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans captain smith looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s navigating south that night……loadin some different ore…..
Hello Kaylee, well hello Kaylee you're still glowing you're still crowing you're still going strong
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So what's been happening in the life of our long-lost musical theatre meme queen? 💛
I am on twitter if it ever comes back. I own a haunted house in duluth with my partner. I am a park ranger at a museum about boats. I love you all. there was a question about evita at the weekly bar trivia I go to last week
KAYLEE!!!!
CLYDE!!!!!!!