Me going to see my friends

when you’re making a getaway but your bro looks so good flexing that you forget you’re supposed to be flying away and just stay staring at them arms

Will never get over this

Same

reblog if youd say yes

so one skywalker twin took magic lessons from a frog, killed his dad, and fucked off to an abandoned island in his bathrobe. the other skywalker twin gunned down space nazis, hooked up with han solo, and governed the free galaxy with snark and hair like a botticelli painting. and you’re telling me *luke* is the one i should be inspired by?

Truth.

Me when I'm not feeling life and just wanna go home

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Reblog to save a life

I learned these years ago in self defence and I’ve had to use them a couple of times in real situations!

LEARN THESE GUYS!! they may come in handy!

Carrie Fisher has no fucking chill and that’s why I love her

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.

When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like…I’ve seen her chase after animals and run up hills and climb shit with 0% hindrance, and I will forever and always admire the hell out of her for it because when asked to choose between practicality and fashion she literally just chose “no be Catwoman” instead, and for some reason that actually worked.

andy dwyer’s reaction to sexual harassment is exactly what it should be

she who must be obeyed

sweatshirt dom

During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.

*takes notes*

welp

by Sarah Andersen

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

concept: me, well-rested, getting up just after sunrise before work. the sky is that golden pink, I am sleepy but content. I pour myself a cup of coffee and read the newspaper. I like my job and it pays the bills.