001 .  ❝ don’t go into the woods at night. ❞ 002 .  ❝ everyone knows the rumors are true. ❞ 003 .  ❝ don’t think about it… just don’t think about it… ❞ 004 .  ❝ did you see that…? over there…? ❞ 005 .  ❝ wait… i thought i heard something… ❞ 006 .  ❝ that wasn’t there before… ❞ 007 .  ❝ are those… bones…? ❞ 008 .  ❝ let’s get out of here! ❞ 009 .  ❝ my hair is standing on end. ❞ 010 .  ❝ i just got chills… ❞ 011 .  ❝ i think something is following me. ❞ 012 .  ❝ is anybody there…? ❞ 013 .  ❝ would you like to see something strange? ❞ 014 .  ❝ you’re not safe here… ❞ 015 .  ❝ just keep running! keep on running! ❞ 016 .  ❝ are they still there…? ❞ 017 .  ❝ they say that demonic worship happens here. ❞ 018 .  ❝ these candles are still hot…❞ 019 .  ❝ are you all right? ❞ 020 .  ❝ i think we’re gonna die…! ❞

• “Woah, someone drank too much egg nog.”
• “Look, I only came for the Christmas cookies.”
• “So do I make a sexy Santa/elf/reindeer or what?”
• “Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”
• “Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”
• “Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”

• “I can’t believe I’m all alone during the holidays.”
• “Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”
• “I hate snow. And smiling children.”
• “If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.”
• “The only thing good about Christmas is the candy canes.”
• “Wow, that gingerbread house is…unique.”
• “Egg nog is disgusting.”

• “I’ve had my tree up since November.”
• “How could you not like the holidays?!”
• “I’m going to shove a candy cane up my ass. I’m so excited!”
• “Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.”
• “There’s NO way I’m going to lose the house decorating competition.”
• “Christmas isn’t a holiday. It’s a way of life.”

• “What did you get me?” / “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”
• “I didn’t know what to buy you, so..I made you something…”
• “You gave me the present that I gave to YOU last year?”
• “It’s perfect…”
• “Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”
• “The only gift I want is stability and happiness. But this wrapping paper is pretty.”
• “You just rip the paper right off?! You heathen.” / “You save the paper? Nerd.”

• “Ugh, I can’t believe I got ___ for secret santa.”
• “I got ____!! What should I give him/her/them?”
• “Who bought me socks? They’re plain white no-brand socks.”
• “The limit was $20, people. Why do I see an iPhone?”
• “I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”

• “I got us matching ugly sweaters.”
• “Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?”
• “Merry Christmas, fuckers. I’m broke but at least I got you stuff.”
• “This is really corny…but you’re already a gift to me.”
• “I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”

• “Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”
• “Have I been naughty this year?”
• “Oh, I’d ride in your sleigh.”
• “Your eyes twinkle like tree lights.”
• “All I want for Christmas is you.”

• “It’s snowing! That’s so perfect!”
• “Great, now my flight is delayed…”
• “How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”
• “Baby, it’s cold outside…”
• “Let’s have a snowball fight.”

• “Why can’t we have a white Christmas?”
• “It’s too hot for hot cocoa.”
• “I wish I could wear a sweater without dying.”
• “It’s nice to get away from all the cold.”
• “The only ice I want to see is in a cold drink.”

• “So is it Jesus’s birthday?”
• “Where did Santa even come from?”
• “…Isn’t the tree a pagan tradition?”
• “How do the deer fly?”
• “This holiday sounds like it was made by someone on crack.”
• “What’s a Hannukah?” / “What’s a Kwanzaa?”
• “Is what I’m wearing okay?”
• “Stop calling me a grinch! I’m not even Christian.”

• “Watch me shove all these latkes in my mouth.”
• “You don’t know how to play with a dreidel?” / “Let me teach you the dreidel game.”
• “See the menorah? It’s LIT.”
• “Try the sufganiyot and you will forget about Christmas cookies.”
• “Hannukah is the time of year when us Jews gather and decide the next step in taking over the world. At least that’s what that crazy guy from work told me.”
• “Do these dreidel cake pops look Pinterest-y enough?”
• “Christians get WAY too upset over Starbucks cups. I’ve never gotten a Hannukah Starbucks cup! You don’t see me rioting about it.”
• “That’s not a dreidel…That’s a beyblade.”

• “Who needs one day of Christmas when I have a whole week of Kwanzaa?”
• “See the kinara? It’s LIT.”
• “I can’t go home until I buy a new kinara.”
• “What do you think of the decorations? I think I need more African print.”
• “How are we out of food? Kwanzaa is about the harvest!”
• “I like Kwanzaa. It’s a holiday of principles.”
• “It’s not a ‘made-up’ holiday. All holidays are made up.”
• “Kinda wish the unity cup was filled with whiskey. And that I could drink all of it.”

• “No matter the holiday, family time is always a bad idea.”
• “This isn’t Pinterest-y enough!”
• “Come on, let’s take a quick selfie. We never see each other.”
• “You know I’m Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/other, right?”

Obito shudders visibly when Gai uses his real name, not ANBU codename. An ANBU agent isn’t a name, he’s just painted mask. That’s why he skipped Kakashi’s name before. ANBU have clear rules, screw the rules. It’s too important for Gai to think about propertities. 

 The question is too important to be left unsaid. 

 "What I really think about you?“ Raven ponders loudly. “Nothing. We’re just tools, faceless shadows. We don’t have right to feel. We’re supposed to follow orders and discard our human self." 

 That’s why Hound is so good. Behind painted mask, Obito bits his lip. That’s why Danzo wants Hound in the ROOT. 

 He approaches Gai, silent and his chakra hushed.

 "I think I’m wrong about you. You proved me wrong for real, this time,” Obito is grateful Gai can’t see his face. “When I warned you to stay away, I’ve also warned you to keep your both eyes open,” his voice is muffled, no louder than a whisper. This place is unsafe to discuss sensitive matters. “If you want to talk, let’s meet in Ichiraku place at eight.”

 After walking past Gai, Obito glares at the street corner, directing the slighest bit of killing intent towards the unwanted, unseen visitor. Obito just needs a moment to switch ANBU uniform for Jounin blues. 

• ❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞
• ❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞
• ❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞
• ❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞
• ❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞
• ❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞
• ❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞
• ❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞
• ❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞
• ❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞
• ❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞
• ❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞
• ❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞
• ❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞
• ❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞
• ❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞
• ❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞
• ❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞
• ❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞
• ❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞
• ❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞
• ❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞
• ❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞
• ❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞
• ❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞
• ❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞
• ❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞
• ❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞
• ❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞
• ❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞
• ❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞
• ❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞
• ❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞
• ❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞
• ❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞
• ❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞
• ❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and 'radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞
• ❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞
• ❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞
• ❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞
• ❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞
• ❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞
• ❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞
• ❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞
• ❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞
• ❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞
• ❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞
• ❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞
• ❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞
• ❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞