love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

android users think they’re like communists or something

what the fuck

no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid 

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

compilation of the most powerful images

baby time

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises

reblog if you are...disgusted

Willem Dafoe Green goblin voice: I WANNA SEE THOSE ASS CHEEKS CLAP, SPIDERMAN!

Toby Maguire Spider-Man Voice: Your the one who’s getting clapped Gobby

Want cranberry juice

Fuck blue lives

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

It’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

We’ve all done this

You do not spark joy.

Goodbye.

me cooking