I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

Clarence, stop being a weird opalescent bastard that loves hands and let me start planting things in peace

I love Clarence with all my being

stop enabling him

Look at that little face! He deserves all the hands *puts washed hands in the tank*

don’t! give! him! hands! he doesn’t need those!

hi, guys, my baby cousin ryan is almost eight years old, and he’d officially beat leukemia until ten days ago when we found out that he relapsed. finding a bone marrow donor is extremely hard, since he’s of mixed ethnicity (vietnamese/caucasian) and there aren’t a lot of people in the donor registry. if you’re 18+ and live in the United States, it would mean the world to me if you could register. you’ll receive a swab kit in the mail, and if you’re a match for anyone, you could save their life.

i know i don’t have a huge following on here and a lot of people don’t like these kinds of posts, but i have to try for my cousin.

She’s so beautiful.

This is how you approach someone with a compliment

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retail and restaurant work struggles

Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?

Haha ugly People bad

original context

Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

Here’s another “self-made” billionaire that nobody is talking about

Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.

Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.