what's wrong babe? you haven't touched your shrekfast yet

Pokemon Café mix is a seriously underrated pokemon sidegame. Like, I'll make a list showcasing some of the recipes in the game:

Apparently Dugtrios eat a lot!

YAMPER BUTT BREAD also what's that bologne made of?

They really like to enfatize that Litwick drains your life-force huh?

Ok that looks extra good now i want some pizza

This gives me studio ghibli food vibes you know? Like, a Kitsune ice-cream store or something

That whole plate is an entrée?! Geez, who are we serving, a Snorlax?

I don't really like popcorn but i must admit that using oricorio's nectar thing as dye was a very smart move

Ok it's canon now, what's under Mimikyu's disguise is... Curry.

I wonder if the hamburger is vegan or not (Loco Moco is an Hawaiian recipe that consists in eggs and brown gravy over a hamburger patty)

Embrace the D E C A D E N T pikachu fruit flan. Do it. Slam your face in it. I know you want it.

Tell me what y'all think!

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

malta in eurovision 2019 (colorised)

@ddiogo_sa 

@intothespidersverse

Two long good doggos

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

I’m so weak rn

i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought

the end result if anyone’s interested

hell world hell world

they deleted the tweet lol

“celebrating new year’s huh? well guess what we’ve got fucking nukes”