no offense but why the fuck did louis have to say harry tasted like salt and vinegar in front of 82,000 people

When your friend shares too much

YES THIS

Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!

Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you 

Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! 

this meme is getting out of control

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

women can say no to sex for any reason. nothing a woman does or says ever entitles a man to sex from her. she can even stop in the middle of sex if she wants.

*puts this everywhere*

I am sorry

Can’t risk it

please

i onLY MET ASHTON LAST TIME IM NOT FUKCKIUNG RISKING IT

I cannot risk it I have to meet them ok ok

I’m seeing them at the end of August okay sorry but I’m not risking it!

….

i entered the contest for the vevo show thing so im gonna give this a shot aye

new 5sos ep

only available for preorder in the uk

yall all of zayns pics with perrie are deleted off his ig

he never…. had… pics with her… on his IG tho lmao

REBLOG IF U SCREAMING

J.D. Salinger (via thedapperproject)

I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day.

(via meunfiltered)

i honestly can’t wait for the zolo tour in 2017 i will only speak zaynglish i will stan whatever color hair he has then and support every piercing that graces his gorgeous face prepare the zambulance bitch!!! zaddy’s coming!!!