Semi-Erotic Robotics

this is my magnum opus

Wallace and gromit. If you even care

every time someone takes a photo of me and shows it to me it’s like. there’s no way i look like that i will kill myself

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

Robin would just have Heelys

I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

THE GIF

Forbidden rat: possums

fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃

HEY GUYS/GALS/THEY'S I literally hate being the person asking people to reblog something and I scroll past posts that do, but I have been crying tonight about this, because I remember the Pulse shooting where LGBTQIA people lost their lives and the idea of another attack like that terrifies me, so please, because Phoenix has over 1 million people, just reblog? sorry.

Today's date: 27 May, 2022

i have this

I finally found it! You can get the shirt HERE

i want thiiiiisssss

Every child in music class should be gifted this once they’ve mastered this song we all seemingly had to learn.

baby cats very cute

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

valid to eat fingers

Some funky colored pokemon

The Moon’s occultation with Venus on May 27, 2022 // Quentin Gineys

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

I wouldn't be surprised if someone wrote a reddit post about strange screams in the woods at night and it was actually someone with these arrowheads

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

mañana is such a cool word. Way cooler than "tomorrow"