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Bouncer: what makes you think you're coming in?
Me: I can rap kitchen sink
Bouncer: so?
Me: Zack's part
Bouncer: wow I'm sorry to keep you waiting go right in
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because @inediblesushi made this grossly cute comic and i, being the heathen i am, had to ruin it
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The signs as things Bucky Barnes has probably said
Aries: you can't spell assassin without two asses and I think that's great.
Taurus: Are plum smoothies a thing... *googles it* OH SHIT YES THEY ARE
Gemini: I may be a walking mental disaster, but at least I'm a gay™ walking mental disaster.
Cancer: Thanks to Steve, my right arm never gets tired
Leo: *exaggerated and theatrical sigh* Thank you, Sam, for getting me a cooler and a walking cane for my birthday. *quieter* I'll use the cane to beat you and the cooler to hide the body.
Virgo: there's a fetus in a red onesie shooting cobwebs outside and Steve, I have not dealt with this shit since '43
Libra: do we really have to run this much on missions?? Why can't we speed-walk like a mom at a Macy's sale instead???
Scorpio: *while drunk off his ass* Steve, I wanna go as a cougar for Halloween... No, not the animal.
Sagittarius: Natasha, you should name your new cat T'Challa..... you think I'm joking
Capricorn: *singing karaoke* JUST A SMALL-TOWN GIRL... LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD... SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN and fell from it, the end.
Aquarius: Tony, let me into the Avengers Tower, there's a vulpix in there goddammit
Pisces: I may be 90, but i'm still hip and cool and fucking Mr. United States so w/e
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Steve: Sam, keep an eye on Bucky today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Sam: Sure, I'd love to see Bucky get punched.
Steve: Try again.
Sam: I will stop Bucky from getting punched.
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bitch me too the fuck.gif
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bucky: i dont know if im worth all this steve
steve: *hands him a box of l'oreal*
bucky:
steve: bc you're worth it
steve:
steve: to me
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My blog is like my future… it’s going nowhere.
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someone pick me up at 3AM and have night adventures with me
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*actively ignores thinking about my future*
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STOP USING FAT PEOPLE AS A REASON TO BE “DISGUSTED” WITH AMERICA
bitterbrownbruja
literally we have imperialism, state-sponosred genocide, white supremacy, violent transmisogyny/homophobia and a crumbling education system that’s failing our children lmao take your pick
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i wan’t ready
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Taylor Swift, Melania Trump and Jeffree Star all got dragged this week….and it’s only Tuesday
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Source: aureat
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“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”
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weloveshortvideos
The dramatic irony in this is incredible
gnarlsmeowley
this is my new favorite video
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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Sometimes you fall off the wagon for months. Sometimes you tell yourself you’re gonna start fresh on Monday and by Wednesday you’ve already fallen back off. Sometimes you have to restart a 100 times and it’s frustrating. But it will be okay. You can do this. One day at a time