lions and roses of gold

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

I love you, Gary.

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

obsessed with this.

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I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

filmmakers think they can make movies with three hour runtimes because the sound of music has a three hour runtime. you are not julie andrews and christopher plummer tho.

The Life and Times of… Alexis Rose

me, every time i’m watching a movie in which a character is painfully being laced into a corset: ooh, the historical fashion internet people are gonna be mad about this

Schitt’s Creek || David and Stevie’s friendship appreciation

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc

I do regret opening Tumblr on this sad day. My dashboard is literally filled with so much hatred towards the British monarchy and a great man with a big heart and humour who loyally served his country for 7 decades... Friendly reminder that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are both supportive of said monarchy and the British royal family... If your hatred is based on lies and half-truths coming from the Sussex's - please show yourself out. You clearly haven't put the same effort into fact checking them and their claims than you did with Larry Stylinson...

when will harvard do a case study on the minds of larries

The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

This is honestly my favorite post