my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

i’m obligated to accept friend requests from people i knew from high school because otherwise how else would i see shit like this posted in earnest

Where’s the little felt coffin to put their little felt baby in after none of these things cure them of little felt polio?

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Homeless Cat Opens Its Eyes For The First Time In Months, Stuns Everyone With Their Beauty

Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.

With lots of care, Cotton has finally opened his eyes

klaus being told he’s dead vs klaus having to go back living

i’m crying????????? he’s suicidal but no one in the show seems to notice or care

you wouldn’t think someone would be able to get typecast as a delinquent junkie who somehow gets super powers but my man robert sheehan has managed it

Robert Sheehan by Bartek Szmigulski – Rollacoaster Magazine (S/S 2019)

Klaus + not at all funny, very sad lines

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

my fave

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

When he was on Disney channel he went by Ricky Ullman but then later went back to using his unambiguously ethnic Hebrew name and I’ve always thought that was very sexy of him

Apparently his name is Raviv not Taviv. Since you can’t edit other people’s posts. Damn Phil.

I AM WEEPING

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

least favorite

mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?

see also

mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.

Last two are definitely my mom and hence why he don’t talk.