none of this would have happened on myspace

Don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bobby.

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

One of my favorite overtakes.

cool date idea #19

we drive around town in the middle of the night with the windows rolled down. your hand rests on my thigh and the roads are empty

I Wrote This For You, Iain S. Thomas (via sahrana)

The only Donald I support is Glover

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

I only need to be told im beautiful and loved 1500 times a day I think thats reasonable