Ramsay is dead yall! 

Greatest episode ever 

Ron Swanson: I am usually not one for speeches, so Goodbye.

Go Big or Go Home- 3x1

Awkward Looks 

Ron Swanson: I have a sizeable amount of ground chuck in my desk. Remove it or it will begin to smell. Godspeed

I’m Leslie Knope- 4x1

Ben: It’s a white flag, you might as well start waving it now Leslie

Leslie: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Ben: Good lord. 

The Treaty- 4x7

Leslie: I need a good plan though, I don’t wanna cause a panic. 

Ron and Tammy- 2x8

April: My mother is Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colourful 

Sister City- 2x5

April: Alcohol is fun and delicious.

Ms. Knope goes to Washington- 5x1

Tom: I finally watched Harry Potter, a tad unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends? 

April: (to Ann) … My instinct is to be mean to you. 

Road Trip- 3x14

Ron: For what it’s worth, I think you would make an incredible brunette.

Smallest Park- 4x8

Tammy: Guess I’ll be heading home

Ron: Catching the #12 Bus to Satan’s Butthole? 

Li’l Sebastian- 3x16

Ann: You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!

Leslie: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all 8 movies!

Smallest Park- 4x8

Tom:  Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the name of rappers.

Those Ludacrises are coming in great

The Stakeout- 2x2

signs as Leslie Knope compliments

Burt Macklin. 

The Fight- 3x13

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