*walks by a happy couple holding hands*

Me: he’s lying girl

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

This never gets old

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

when u make new friends and u don't know how to act around them yet

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

they: wyd me: 

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

These Pokemon playsets were my favorites growing up!💕

so who really comes out on top

I’m SHRIEKING