.....herro
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#english majors
Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
tommyeatseaton
okay but what’s updog ?
jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
koito-yuu
You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
invertedporcupine
No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no that’s an updraft
updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
What’s a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
ifeellikesmeg
GOTTEM
spectralheartt
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child
Y’all I’ve been at the gym every day this week. WHO AM I
“I’m a walking meme!”
alilfallofrain reblogged
robin and steve only applying to jobs where they’d be working together because they’re bffs and know they won’t be able to stand anyone else
ohmybgosh
Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal
unionhack
I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system
Back at it! Post-gym selfie! I don’t look that sweaty but holy god am I out of shape 😂😂 at least I get to veg out in a massage chair for 15 minutes now (at Planet Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BySYSLcJh8K/?igshid=1mg4wd2douxcd
I didn’t get to ask my question, but look! @therussobrothers! And yes, for those of you keeping track this is my 4th viewing since Thursday. #noshame @airandspacemuseum @marvelstudios @marvel https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw586HuhOAh/?igshid=h5nr49imwziv
OK BUT I MET THE PINK RANGER AND 6-12 YEAR OLD ME IS LIKE....FREAKING OUT (at Awesome Con) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw0CdrbhLGz/?igshid=10tgo4vdysyhs
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likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015
Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)
c-lov3r
i csn’t brteath
wat
deadonarrival
When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework
campfireharvest
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT
1. My face hurts like a mofo. Don’t faceplant into a wardrobe 0/10 do not recommend
2. The show I directed is doing so well and getting amazing reviews and I am so fucking proud
3. I’m in love with an amazing guy who loves me back and honestly I never thought that would happen so that’s nice
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“Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love…”
— William Shakespeare
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“I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.”
— The Fault in our Stars
i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf
rktho-writes
You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”
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starlightsbaby
me: forgets i’m wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky
Tumblr you flagged a picture of my dogs paw as potentially having adult content. What r u doing.