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"Holy Shit"-- Folrael, empress of beasts

@eight-feckin-bears / eight-feckin-bears.tumblr.com

Gay, my ears are always ringing. I want to live in the woods.
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“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

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broodygaming

Hey! I'm starting to get into homesteading (starting with just 3 chickens and a veggie garden, but I have an end goal of growing most of my own food) and was wondering if you had any advice? Also, idk if you're still having issues with rats getting your chicks, but I have pet rats and they HATE peppermint. It hurts their noses. If you put a bunch of fresh peppermint in the box with the chicks, it might help mask their scent and deter the rats

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Helloooo 

Thanks for asking me, i feel so cool haha. I’m gonna publish this, I hope you don’t mind! (This is long lol)

Here are some basic tips: 

I’m very very poor, so a lot of what I do revolves around the cheapest and sturdiest options. I want to use what I have and make it last! Learning how to reuse literally everything is a big skill. And being unafraid to let things be ugly or to pick up “trash” and reuse it is priceless. My coop is JANKY af, but it works and it was free! 

Know your land! If you’ve been there for a while, A+. If not, try (if you can) to wait a full year and really get a feel for how your land functions on its own. Work WITH nature, not against it. (Don’t put your coop on the shady side of your workshop where it floods every winter PRO FUCKING TIP). 

Start from seed when possible! Getting a good system for starting from seed indoors saves SO MUCH MONEY. I always feel cheated when I see people with big luscious gardens at the start of May - then I remember a lot of them shelled out literal hundreds on started plants when my babies were only maybe 20$ cumulatively and I have triple the amount of plants. Just takes a little longer. 

Don’t get more animals until you have the infrastructure! Haha, this is something everyone’s done. I was up in my goat pen ripping up rotted floors in 95 degree weather cuz I knew my goats would be ready the next day and I was NOT ready. Very stressful. One of the most stressful days of having goats and I hadn’t even had them yet LOL. 

Enjoy your animals and your garden! Take photos! Post them online! The little feedback I get from here (including asks like this) totally fire me up. It’s important to have pretty things, they keep you going on muddy shitty days when all you want to do is sleep. There’s loads of edible flowers that will help your garden and attract pollinators! (Like nasturtiums, cone flowers, marigolds, thyme ETC). 

I learned everything I know pretty much from Youtube. Hopefully that doesn’t sound like a copout, but I want to be honest! 

I love the channels Roots and Refuge Farm , Justin Rhodes and Weed em and Reap.  (In that order haha. Jess from Roots and Refuge is the BEST. Everyone else is either kinda rich or trying to sell you something, but the information is useful). 

PS Thanks for the tip on mint! I planted a bunch of starts I splurged on (Some things are just impossible to start from seeds without a fancy setup, mint is one of them.......) all around my coop and they’re taking off. It’s super invasive, but in this area I’d be totally fine with it taking over. My goats don’t love them, which is ideal so they’re leaving them alone. In a few years the whole coop will smell minty fresh! My rat problem HAS gone down, but I think that has more to do with my brothers cat.... But the mint definitely threw them off! Totally if you’re going to have chickens get a head start on planting herbs and flowers for them to eat. I have a whole chicken flower garden going where they love to take dust baths and it’s such a joy. 

wow I’m so sorry this is an essay, I can talk about farming for hours.

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balkanradfem

Homesteading survival knowledge

Growing Food:

Stashing Food

Canning

Foraging: 

Herbalism

Tree Care:

Other:

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Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

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Sorry to anyone who still follow me here. I was hacked by someone who’s SUPER into muscly men I guess. 

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bogleech

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

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go-lurk

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

What about warlocks?

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

What about Druids?

Magical horse girls

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yeahmic

The cover of BNHA vol. 25 just destroyed me with the ‘laughing alone with salad’ vibes it gave me Here’s an artistic rendition of the singular thought that has been plaguing me for an hour now

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So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

Reblog to save a gay

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The real joke is that he’s 100% just trying to capitalize off of clean energy lmao. His idea of switching to clean energy is centered around planned obsolescence and extreme patents owned by a handful of corporations.

Don’t trust billionaires. They don’t care about people, they only care about profit. The only reason they’re suddenly jumping on the green energy ship is so so that they can start staking their claims on concepts and raking in money.

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singsoftly

People wanna profit off of relatively new and rapidly growing tech, big surprise

I’ll take billionaire making money with renewables than billionaire making money from non-renewables

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