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trash talking rainbow

@aurteur / aurteur.tumblr.com

hi my name's simran i'm hella bi and 21
PSN: Aurteur Read 603 books so far You are loved
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i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

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Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss

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Chris Brown sitting down while Frank Ocean receives his award just to remind everyone in America’s he’s the absolute worst.

Whatever, CB. This will always be in infamy & comfort me (somewhat)

thank you jay-z 

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tchaikovsgay

can y’all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered”, invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck to her lips and screams till I give her belly scratchies

worlds biggest BABY

This is how all cats were domesticated...

Yeah, I know! But normally when we talk about cats domestication of themselves, it’s something framed in antiquity. It’s really cool that cats still do it!

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Found this gem of a review on Amazon tonight.

I keep picturing a middle aged woman trying to shoo a bunch of goats away with this and I’m crying from laughing so hard.

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pipistrellus

doesnt scare goats in the least

farmer: This was pretty cheap I hope it works alright the goats: 

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