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taylor swift thinks shes lana del rey. lana ddel rey thinks shes leonard cohen. ans leonard cohen thinks hes nosferatu

honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

Um it's actually unethical to keep monkeys from jumping on the bed. I don't care what the doctor says.

oh so it's totally fine to let them fall off and bump their heads? "i love monkey cranial trauma" <- this is what you sound like. also you're violating my dni

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Journey into the Surreal: Virgil Finlay’s Illustration for ‘Famous Fantastic Mysteries’, 1943

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