im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive

& it don’t even rhyme

not to be dramatic but the trauma of being a daughter is real and my relationship with my mother is and will always be one of the most devastating and complex relationships i will ever experience

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer:

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option

Pierre Auguste Cot (1837 - 1883)

this bitch empty, TWEET

I’m so brain dead wtf is this

I fucking hate all of you

you know what? azeroth metrion zinthos