Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

everyone’s like “I’m bi but I’m not greedy” and I’m just sitting here like… excuse me… I’m bi and I’m greedy, I’m very greedy, I’m the greediest, I want all the boys AND all the girls AND all the non-binary people ALL at the same time

and here i am being bi and greedy for macaroni cheese

you know what that’s a wonderful idea. let’s have all the boys AND all the girls AND all the non-binary people over ALL at the same time for a nice plate of mac and cheese and late night movies. you’re all invited, sorry I made the rules

reblog if you’re a greedy bi, a greedy bi supporter, or if you really love mac & cheese

one of my favorite shows

#Rolemodels

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

16th grade

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOO

BYE

GOD

7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)

they’re trying their BEST

Oh my god this is so cute

thanks Obama

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)

I know we all mockingly said “Thanks Obama” whenever bad shit happened too but for real, thanks Obama.

we love you Obama. never forget 💜

I SPIT MY MILK OUT 

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

You are witnessing a broken human being

This is actually me like constantly now

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

why is there always at least one mutual who becomes a kpop blog when your previous shared fandom dies out

how are there almost 14k people who relate to this

I found the world’s scariest Halloween costume!

fucks sake