i’ll be here eating dirt or whatever

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

please guys we need to get this post to people who cant read so "something else" wins because they use their phone

Thomas Hamilton and his wives

Damn, it's good to be alive. ❤️‍🔥

Doug Rattmann

You know when someone goes through your blog on a mass like-spree for a fandom? I love those like, 19 notifications in a row. it’s like “Ah, I see you’re well into a fixation. God bless.”

I like when your dash fills up with something incredibly specific from one poster and it’s like “oh you’re trawling a specific tag tonight”

#my bad to everyone who has to experience this#I just really like stuff 😕

No it’s great people need to do it more. I love opening Tumblr to find that my entire dash is just pictures of snails or something.

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!

I’m sexy and hot and beautiful but only in an ironic way

*someone actually hits on me*

Bro bro no chill out bro it’s a prank it’s a prank

If you see me in the wild being hot just know it’s a bit.

One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

To add to the last one:

“How much did they give you to leave?” “Forty bucks, not much, but it was all they had on them”

Revali ur denial is showing

Portal 2 ohmygod!!!

Post-canon MaxAnne...

Process video under the cut:

Imagine how popular Fred would be if Scooby Doo fans watched Scooby Doo

shrimp friends. friendship but it's shrimp colours

Friendshrimp