Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone?

Recalling SNL on Graham Norton

what’s with the weird stigma that being closeted is okay but only if it would be physically unsafe for you to come out? coming out is YOUR business, if you know it would be fine & nothing would happen to you & nobody would care, but you don’t want to anyway, that’s your choice and it’s perfectly valid.

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

Here’s what politics looks like if you take out the men 

Out of the 22 people running for president in 2016, only two of them are women. Elle U.K. is confronting this imbalance directly through the magazine’s #MoreWomen campaign, launched on Oct. 1 to celebrate women’s global power. Their eye-opening launch video shows how easy it is to make full rooms seemingly sparse.

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

I remember being 10 and watchin this like….yeah she’s grown why tf her parents being so unreasonable.

oh no this is too real i hate it

being on broadway must be weird because you’re famous but only…. to certain people?? like you could be at starbucks and like nothing’s happening and then all the sudden some teenage kid runs up to you and asks for a pic and they’re so excited to see you and it’s a moment they’ll never forget and then… like everyone else in the starbucks would b like…. who tf is that

voter registration deadlines

everything you need to know about voting: including how to vote early in 37 states and how to vote absentee

Does North Dakota have no deadline at all? Or was that an error?

Fun fact, you don’t need to register to vote in North Dakota! Instead, you simply need to meet all the voting requirements (below), and provide ID to vote on Election Day, Nov 8.

Remember that many states start voting in mid-October, every state has different Absentee Ballot processes and things may change as courts possibly invalidate restrictions on registering & voting, especially in North Carolina.

On July 29, 2016, a slew of rulings were handed down by courts across the US regarding voting restrictions - if you vote in North Carolina, Wisconsin or Kansas - or Texas whose restrictions were re-examined earlier this year - be aware that the process of registering and/or actually voting may possibly become easier if the courts rule against these intentionally discriminatory and restrictive voting laws. 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

holy SHIT LMAO

I FUCKING REFUSE

LOVE

“That Will & Jada kind of love”…

“i was mad that one year” if this ain’t my level of pettyness idk what is lmao

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really don’t like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesn’t value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with

this is 100% true. Calling ahead to let them know you’ll be late is 100000x better than just showing up late without any notice. Everyone has been late before so most of the time they’ll understand being late. Just don’t make a habit of it

brooklyn nine-nine 3x07 || unbreakable kimmy schmidt 1x12