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are youuu readddy for some hockkeeeeeyyyy?!

@nuclear-slapshot / nuclear-slapshot.tumblr.com

i love hockey and calum hood's voice
nj, 17
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Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NHL Commentators Lingo

“A ton of time left in this hockey game” = anywhere from 60 minutes to 3 minutes in the 3rd.

Ranting about opposing team = hold onto your seats folks, the bias plane is coming in for a landing.

“In between the glass is Pierre McGuire, he’s got the coach” = mute your TV, your ears will thank you.

“Hes got the game on his stick” = he may or may not score. 50/50 chance, literally just like every other breakaway.

“He gave him a Birthday present 4 months early” = it’s December and his birthday is in November.

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NHL Coach Lingo

  • “Day-to-day” = damnit man, I’m a coach not a doctor.
  • “Lower body injury” = could be a toe, could be a knee, could be the groin, could be diarrhea.
  • “We’re not worried” = we’re losing but I can’t very well say ‘we’re boned’ on TV.
  • When asked how they plan on scoring: “uh, you know, we’re just gonna hockey harder than the other team and hope hockey happens. We can play hockey but we need to play hockier hockey.”
  • “We lost because we didn’t score” = I’m literally only here so I won’t get fined.
  • “We lost but there’s another game so we just have to play” = boys are bag skating tomorrow, nothing but bag skating.
  • After getting interviewed by Pierre McGuire: “I would love to stuff that mic up your nose.”
  • “We just need to bring our A game” = I’m literally just gonna be praying to the hockey God’s the whole game.
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How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

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stanleighhh

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

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Every 40 seconds someone commits suicide.

If you feel like your the next person, watch the clock till the end and remind yourself you’ll be okay in another 40 seconds.

this needs to be on everyone’s blog

this is fucking crazy.

Reblog this

Reblog this

That’s so sad…

I don’t care if this doesn’t go with the theme of your blog, please repost 💖

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Jonathan Toews speaks out about climate change and America backing out of the Paris Accord (x)

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sunfortune

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

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