me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

other people on Christmas: get dressed, laugh, get different presents, play games with family/friends, tell stories, listen to music, watch movies together, go out, cook

me on Christmas: in bed, staring at my phone, waiting to fall asleep

~ For you ~

‘white wolf’ isnt exactly the most subtle codename for the only white guy in all of wakanda

THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN

Someone take away his Instagram. Please.

How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG!

LMFAO I’M DEAD 😂💀

THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN

Someone take away his Instagram. Please.

How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG!

LMFAO I’M DEAD 😂💀

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.

like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.

if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

And they can keep going and going on…

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

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