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love toast stories.

when you’re in the liquor store and see a new flavor of vodka 

Christmas plans sorted…

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

Sex: A Journey of Love Chronic Gamer Girl

when the whole squad look fresh to death.

let-it—snow

❅ ❄ ❅ Dashing through the snow ❅ ❄ ❅

Lol

(107/365) by (DS)

i really, really like this.

(via godmoves)

i got angry and made a thing.

Important

As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.

Also: Put your money in their hand. Do not put your money on the belt. If you see them with their hand out and you put it on the belt you are a jerk. When I was a cashier I’d let it roll down into the machine.

Take the fucking food out your basket. The cashier did not put the food in your basket. They do not take the food out your cart. Taking it out of a cart on top of the belt is awkward from where they are standing and it wastes time.

If you have reusable bags make sure they are clean. If you know your elders re use plastic bags, get rid of the gross ones and replace them with new ones. I can tell you horror stories of when I would open up a bag and the funk, debris, and sometimes bugs that would fall out on me made me almost walk out.

White people: DO NOT PUT YOUR BABIES ON THE CONVEYER BELT.  don’t know why you do this. The conveyer belt at check outs are gross. Meat bleeds on it. Veggies get dirt all over it. Cat litter and house hold chemicals get all over it on  a regular basis. DO NOT PUT YOUR BABY ON THE BELT. It’s not cute.

OMG and please don’t complain about the belt being dirty when you damn well can see the customer before you had bleeding meat or I am so busy I cannot stop to clean the belt for you because you can’t place your food that is covered with plastic on it. That mark is probably water from the vegetables

I hate ppl tbfh

AND PLEASE the motherfuckers that complain about the prices need to cease and desist. Cashiers make MINIMUM FUCKING WAGE they aren’t involved in setting the prices for this shit. call corporate if you want to complain about prices so bad. and i used to HAAAAAATTTEE the people that pick up items NEXT TO sale items and argue me down at the register about the price. USE YOUR EYES,.

omg girl “this is suppose to be 1.99 and its 2.30 what is gong on etc” ma’am that isn’t the item on sale “CALL THE MANAGER” ok

And the manager would go check and now they lookin stupid. the people who used check and wait until they get to the register to fill out their info killed me.

why do they even use checks just get a fucking debit card you asshole!!!!!! then you gotta wait for the manager to double check the price to tell them the price is wrong and have them shout at you why the prices are to high here I KNOW I WORK HERE

i used to get one of those every day. it got to a point where i think they were trying some scam shit. some people would bring the WHOLE SIGN with them to the register and it would STILL be wrong as hell like did you just snatch this up ohmygosh grow up

There were people that scam the hell out of the store I worked at. Especially at the bakery department. They would order a full sheet cake with filling and a kit.

At the time a full sheet was like 38 dollars (now I think it’s 50)  A kit (those toys on the top was like 8 dollars extra, and filling would add 15ish depending on how big the cake was. It was easy to get up to 60 or more dollars on a cake. 

People would get these expensive  cakes. Pay for them. Cut them up, eat them, then call in and say they didn’t like it or it wasn’t what they wanted.

Next thing you know they are at the service desk getting full refunds.

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

via Pinterest

everything autumn ♥️

It can wait.

next time someone is mean to you just tell em this