Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

cunk on gallifrey

“Scientists have wondered why Time Lords all have British accents. Although the prevailing theory is that humans just happen to look like Gallifreyans, extensive accent research would imply that the British did not leave alien planets out of their 18th century colonization efforts.”

Reconnect

Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love

jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we'll never finish the community center. i hate you.

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

Bringing back the classic:

HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever

going

“My cat Blackberry has done this before but my friends told me it was really impressive and I should share..” 

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