It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
im laughign remember when i made this post
parent(s) on dr. phil: my child is a mess!! please fix them!!
dr. phil: well did you raise/parent them lovingly and give them proper attention and spend time with them and care for their needs and get them the help they need and not spoil them out of guilt?
parent(s): no,,,,, but they’re out of control!!! I don’t know what to do!!!!!
dr. phil:
The struggle was real.
They will never fucking know!
I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.
Bottom right
#hero
this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif
your little sister is a serial killer
early 2000′s self-care
dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills
me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed
movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace
alternatively
movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece
me: what the actual fuck did I just watch
You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person
why did it take me so long to realize?
me vague posting on Facebook when my friends and family won’t give me a $1500 cash gift for my wedding
the more I think about my past self the more I