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guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

you know that harry potter quote about unicorn blood and like “you have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself,” i have just a note  about that, a small detail to consider is that, uh, they’re horses with spears on their heads. if you know anything about horses or spears…

#me designing the most pure and defenceless animal: #im just gonna strap a long knife to the second evilest domestic animal

Black mirror got me like:

i don’t care how lesbian sandra oh is in killing eve nothing - NOTHING!!! - is ever going to top her performance in the princess diaries (2001) as vice principal gupta like her delivery of the line “gupta. mm-hmm. mm-hmm. mm-hmm. [long OSCAR WORTHY pause] the QUEEN is coming. to grove high school.” like the game was CHANGED! meryl is shaking!!!!

Iconic

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

What sitcom am I living in right now

I want out

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

how cute

I don’t usually pay much attention celebrity news, but uh….Drake needs to back off Millie Bobby Brown… Like I guess I could maybeee understand them having a mentor/mentee relationship, despite their age difference (32 vs 14), since he was once a child actor himself…..but texting “I miss you” and giving her dating advice ain’t that….it’s just yikes…especially considering he’s dating an 18 year old that he’s known since she was 15/16…..

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

The word ‘calmly’ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.

Of course, the word ‘calmly’ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. ‘Angrily’ is in fact an antonym of ‘calmly’, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as ‘villain’ and ‘volunteer’, ‘birthday party’ and ‘tragic fire’, or ‘author’ and ‘happy person’.

Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means ‘create an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.’

Did you just Lemony Snicket “Calmly™”

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy