can i use a calculator on the ap french exam
this mother fucker trying to solve french
can i use a calculator on the ap french exam
this mother fucker trying to solve french
theyre about to put L’s coffin in the ground when light drives up 45 minutes late in a red convertable and accidentally drives his corner wheel into the ditch because he had two glasses of wine before leaving
that’s called a DUI and is actually illegal haha
you’re right light would never do anything illegal
LIES AND DECEIT
A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER
Jail!!! Jail for mother!!! Jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!
First of all, how dare you!
just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion
Generational Constants, artists rendition, 2021
me, to the kids i worked with last week: welcome to medieval camp everyone! can anyone think of any fun medieval activities we might do here at camp this week?
kid: well, they used to do this thing where they would take your body and make it into four pieces and i think it was called quartering.
me: that’s called torture! we will not in fact be participating in torture this week! …anyone else?
Obsessed with whatever is happening in my hometown’s facebook group.
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
Honestly I really wish instead of losing all her memories post season 4 Donna had been like temporarily displaced or some other handwavey scifi bullshit so that she could’ve been a River Song or Master type character where she just shows up sometimes and The Doctor is like DONNA MY BEST FRIEND DONNA and their current companion(s) is like “Whomst??? The fuck????” while Donna is just like “ey oh what’s POPPIN”
#god this #can you imagine catherine tate #just showing up in a fucking nebula #doctor’s all like DONNA SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! #HOW’S IT GOING #same old same old seeing the wonders of the universe through involuntary and unpredictable time-space travel #you? #oh you know seeing the wonders of the universe through voluntary but still unpredictable time-space travel #new companion’s like *what are you* #Donna: I’m a temp
Temp is short for temporal anomaly.
my roommate adopted a cat but didn’t tell any of us,,
Endre Penovác aka Эндре Пеновац (Serbian, b. 1956, Tornjoš, Serbia and Montenegro) - Stretching, 2017, Paintings: Ink on Paper
Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then
the friar to juliet when she came to talk about romeo
This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to
I studied abroad in London in 2014 and my British Politics professor literally brought in a former homeless woman who had been made not-homeless when, during the 2012 Olympics, she and everyone else were given temporary housing to keep them off the streets. and while some people returned to being homeless afterwards, most people didn’t, because it turns out it’s easier to get a job and be secure if you already have the house thing taken care of.
the government could absolutely fix homelessness today, and it would solve homelessness not just temporarily, but for the long term. but the government chooses not to, not because it’s expensive (it’s more expensive to have homeless people than it is to give them homes), not because it doesn’t work (there are a lot of studies confirming that it does), but because some people think that being poor is a moral failing that can only be solved by shitting on them some more.
It’s because capitalists need the threat of being unhoused to coerce people into working increasingly exploitative jobs. The morality narrative is a justification for the root economic motive.