Never Smile at a Crocodile

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

@tommy-braccoli

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY!

Vaganova Ballet Academy student Valentina Ivanova as one of “The Nutcracker” Snowflakes. Mariinsky Theatre. December 2017.

Oh, could it be I got my wish? What’s this? The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick

this soothed my soul

@ardenrosegarden

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

homeowner

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

Jamnik, Slovenia